T'was the night of Thanksgiving, but I just couldn't sleep. I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep. The leftovers beckoned, the dark meat and white.....but I fought the temptation, with all of my might. Tossing and turning, with anticipation,...the thought of a snack became infatuation. So I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door, and gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore. I gobbled up turkey, buttered potatoes, pumpkin pie and more. I felt myself swelling, so plump and so round. 'til all of a sudden, I rose off the ground. I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky, with a mouthful of pudding, and a handful of pie. I managed to yell as I soared past the trees...Happy Eating To All & Pass The Cranberries, Please!! May your stuffing be tasty. May your turkey be plump. May your potatoes and gravy have nary a lump. May your yams be delicious, may your pies take the prize and may your Thanksgiving dinner stay off of your thighs!
Have a wonderful Thanksgiving!!!
No comments:
Post a Comment